Sunday, February 27, 2011

THE TURK IN ITALY


"What do you mean, funny?"

One of the responses I got when I described LA Opera's newest venture into the world of light-hearted, classically enthralling and humorous spectacle. Giachino Rossini's The Turk in Italy was put together more like a Broadway show than anything else. With a fun and bubbly style, 1950s wardrobe and sexual innuendoes aplenty, the three-hour show makes you think twice about going to the opera just so you can take a long nap in a dark and cozy, live music setting. The show was hardly a bore. It was more like an integration of today's most buzzed about trends in fashion, art, design and celebrity culture.


The fashion was 1950s through and through, complete with a Turkish twist (not the kind you would think to first off) but more like Tony Soprano vacation in Istanbul. Gold suits, masquerade outfits, Turkish bodyguards in all-black. The Italian characters, on the other hand were just plain snazzy: suspenders for the guys, fur coats and poodle skirts (without the poodles) for the gals. Add in a little grease and a comb for that slick pompadour-do and you've got yourself an A+ in style, not to mention: the whole greaser look is more than on it's way back into the hearts of fashionistas everywhere.

The set was simply done, but very intelligently crafted to hide surprises and fun shenanigans that would pop into view from time to time. Like the main character Fiorelli's hidden espresso machine or her 10-tier shoe closet. The opera begins with merely a small trailer set in the middle of the stage, from which the entire chorus (around 20 people) ascend! This definitely set the tone for the rest of the afternoon.

(Notice the couple on the right.)

If the fantastically talented performers, the clothing, the art direction, the music doesn't entice you, perhaps the story will. It is one that we know through and through: a wife is on her way to leave her husband for a sexy foreigner who promises her wealth and fortune. Now, why wouldn't you go to see what happens of that?! You wouldn't not go. So buy your tickets, put on your best suit, grab a date, and head Downtown. You've never felt so classy.


Afterwards, we recommend First and Hope Downtown Supper Club for dinner. Serving a range of American dishes from all across the 50 states, Supper Club focuses on dishes with unique textures, flavors, and ingredients. You could call it an avant-garde menu of sorts. First and foremost, this joint is about good, hearty meals. The appetizers may seem petite at best, but an entree will get you a decent-sized portion that'll take your taste buds on quite the journey first to savory, then to sweet, then back to savory; it's a trip. The pork chops covered in apple sauce are to die for, but I'd also have to recommend one of their many seafood options (the arctic char is heavenly). If you're in the mood for steak, the NY strip will leave you feeling satisfied. I won't even go into desserts - you really have to see for yourself! As usual, the cocktails menu takes its recipes from classic favorites, including "Blood and Sand," named after the Valentino film. You really have to check this place out (or check this "plate" out). It's one of those very expensive dinners you don't mind paying for. Stay for 2 or 3 hours. Wine and dine to your hearts content; the super-excellent wait staff is happy to assist you in all your fine dining needs for as long as you please. Take note of the chandelier as you enter (pictured above). I, myself, marveled at it for a while. Happy Dinnering.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET

Dear Oscar,

We write to you with a predictable tune you already know the lyrics to. Below are our Predictions (and Wishful Hopes) for this year's Academy finalists. Please listen to us - we know what we're talking about:


BEST PICTURE
Probably gonna be this.

Wish it was this.
Well deserved.

Obvz.

BEST DIRECTOR




Fair game for Fincher.




He deserves it more this year than he did last. Probably not gonna happen though.

B-B-B-Brilliant

Since Nolan got snubbed...
Pure magic.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

THUG BUG

With the anticipation of Kanye West's and Jay-Z's collaboration album on it's way, Guilty's favorite designer (Riccardo Tisci) took up the offer to do their single's cover H.A.M. This was quite the brain splitting trio for us here at Guilty. We thought it couldn't get better. Rottweilers, sharp teeth, bones, and more classic cholo referencing than ever. It seems fitting considering how much of a hand the cholo vibes have had in past Givenchy menswear. It seems like Kanye is no longer the Louis Vuitton Don, but a Givenchy Baby. (Pro's and cons included)

Preview track here: 

The single was released the day before the men's shows began. However, when the Givenchycollection dropped it was far more satisfying than almost any single the rap heavy weights have dropped. We were delighted to see that the same aesthetic from the single's cover was translated into a full menswear collection. The highlight of the collection though were the boots. (For the most part), gone were the tights that ruled previous menswear collection and in were full length boots. Boots that seemed to go mid thigh. They had a thick white platform and were done in leather and what seemed like calf fur. Nearly all the coats had a double layered illusion. And as usual there were the clean cut tuxedo jackets, shorts, and skorts. The signature mens choker was not a spinal cord or thorns of Jesus but thick black and gold chain. Plaid was used in possibly the most un-hipster way(thank god), while leather was affirmatively used throughout as sleeves and shorts.



All in all, we fell in love...yet again with the ever cohesive Tisci. Now time to bring out our button ups, fitted hats, and all black everythings cause its "on to the next one." cause the thug bug is officially in.

Posted by Khosrov Melkonyan

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

MUGLERxFORMICHETTI

IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST SOUGHT INVITATION TO RECIEVE:
THIERRY MUGLER & NICOLA FORMICHETTI
HOMME FALL 2011
BOY DID OUR MAN DELIVER:



The opening number was one hell of an introduction into the Formichetti vortex. The models all looked as if they were delivered to us from some tar-drenched womb. As expected there was the sweet air of post-apocalyptica, and a nod to fetishtic indulgence. Men's Paris Fashion Week has opened with a dark and refreshing start; lets hope the other main players can keep up with the power haus that is Nicola. 
(Images courtesy of Yannis Vlamos via Style.com)
Posted By Khosrov Melkonyan

Saturday, January 15, 2011

REPORTING FROM MOUNTAINSIDE


We started the year off right this time - a holiday in the snowy mountains of Mammoth, with hot chocolate and star-gazing a-plenty. The last time we were here it was for a film shoot, and a snow storm left us feeling cold, irritated, and ill.


This time around, we have the luxury of skiing all day, eating all night, and doing it all under the best of weather conditions. With around ten feet of snow on either side of the road, fresh powder on the mountain, and warm sunlight melting the long-johns off our skinny legs, the ski report is simply: A+ with 2 star stickers for extra effort.


While most of our time has been spent on the slopes, or resting our bruised butt cheeks inside a tiny Motel 6 room (Can you believe that you have to ask for shampoo here?! Since when is that a luxury?), we did have a nice little dinner at a local favorite: Smokeyard Barbecue and Chop Shop. Their specialty? Baby back ribs marinated and grilled with their signature Mango Habenero Barbecue Sauce.


On Tuesday, it's back to the grind. But at least we know we'll come back with clear heads and love handles that have been reduced just a few percentage points. Say it with us: "Thunder Thighs!" Anyway, we'll miss the snow fights and the scarves (God, it feels good to wear layers!), but let's face it, we need a little bit more stimulation than that.


Lastly, we wish you an unsafe, deeply distasteful and memorable Martin Luther King, Jr. weekend. Hope you remember not to judge those who are 1) rude to you 2) ugly 3) annoying 4) childish 5) douche-baggish in any way. Just give them a quick nudge and tell them to go sit on their own faces. And don't feel guilty about it. We'll thank you for your service to community. In this life or the next...

Friday, December 31, 2010

2011?





HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES. 
MAKE SURE YOU ACCOMPLISH AT LEAST 3/4's OF WHAT THIS VIDEO HAS TO OFFER.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

ISABELLE CARO SKIPS DINNER AND GOES OVER THE EDGE

Yesterday, Isabelle Caro's family finally reported to the media that she had been dead since November 10th, 2010. She died in Tokyo (or France, according to some news stations) of respiratory disease. She was 28 year old, and about 80 pounds.

Italian billboard against anorexia featured 59-pound French model Isabelle Caro.

We love you, skinny people. We love you, fat people. We love you all. Stay safe during the holidays. Health, health, health dahling! We don't want to find you in a hospital bed, or anywhere near a crematorium. Eat well, drink well, and show your love, not your bones, to the people who deserve it. At the risk of sounding cheesy (an aged roquefort perhaps?), you should know, we love you, and you deserve it. Let go this year. Have fun. Enjoy. Eat pie. Eat chocolate. Fill up those old jeans that are so in right now. Happy New Year.